Best Practices for Achieving Maximum Bureaucratic Efficiency

Principle 1: Never, ever underestimate the power of the right paperwork.

Subprinciple 1: Keep your forms overly comprehensive to avoid any potential loopholes in the system.

Principle 2: In a pinch, creative problem solving is not always the answer, but a well-placed memo can be.

Subprinciple 2: Never, ever send a bureaucratic email with a subject line that doesn't include the word "URGENT".

Principle 3: In a world where the answer is always 42, it's best to answer 42 whenever possible.

Subprinciple 3: Never, ever underestimate the power of the office supplies – stapler, tape, and paperclip are your friends.