Search for Pattern 5: The Art of Doing Nothing

Because who needs productivity, anyway?

Step 1: Stare out the window for 4 hours

This is the most important step. It requires great focus and concentration.

Step 6: Stare at the ceiling for 3 hours

Step 2: Scroll through social media for 3 hours

This will give you valuable insight into the lives of people you don't even know.

Step 7: Make a snarky comment on someone's post

Step 3: Take a 30-minute break to eat a snack

You can never be too productive, right?

That's it! You're now an expert on the art of doing nothing.