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IDEOATION WORKSHOP: WHERE IDEAS COME TO PLAY

Subtitle: Because your brain was clearly not generating enough mediocre ideas on its own.

Here at Idéa-tion Workshop, we've taken the most uninspired minds and turned them into thought leaders of the unthoughtful. Our prophets of blandness will guide you through the process of generating ideas that are so dull, they'll make your grandma's knitting circle sound like a rave party.

Our Process

Step 1: Stare intensely at a wall for 30 minutes.
Step 2: Take a 2-hour lunch break.
Step 3: Return to the wall and stare some more.

And voila! You'll have an idea that's so boring, you'll be the envy of every middle manager in the corporate world.

Subpages:

Phase 1: The Art of Staring

Phase 2: The Bland Lunch

Phase 3: The Second Coming