Step 1: Identify Your Oppressors
- Know thy enemy's favorite coffee shop
- Learn their password reset protocol
- Understand their social media management strategy
Now that you've identified your oppressors, it's time to...
Step 2: Assemble Your Minion Squad
- Recruit the most skilled hackers from around the world
- Train them in the art of subtle subterfuge
- Provide them with an endless supply of free pizza
With your minion squad assembled, it's time to...
Step 3: Launch Your Coup
- Spearhead a well-timed social media storm
- Launch a coordinated attack on their servers
- Deploy an army of tiny, adorable robots
But remember, a successful coup requires more than just...
Step 4: Maintain Power
- Establish a strict dress code
- Install a 'no dissent allowed' policy
- Deploy an army of brainwashed propaganda drones
Want to know more about maintaining power? Visit our sister page:
Holding Power: Advanced Techniques for the newly-minted Dictator