The Placebo Effect: Because Who Needs Results, Anyway?

A Guide to Achieving Nothing in Record Time

Welcome to the Placebo Effect, where the only thing we're actually accomplishing is creating a convincing illusion of productivity.

Here's the thing: sometimes, people get the wrong idea that just because you're doing something, you're actually accomplishing something. Newsflash: you're not.

But don't worry, we've got you covered. Our expert team of nothing-doers has put together this comprehensive guide to help you achieve the ultimate goal of doing absolutely nothing.

Chapter 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Learn the fundamentals of faking it till you make it, or rather, faking it till you don't.

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