Placebo Effect Testimonials

From the Experts in Doing Absolutely Nothing

Here's what some of the world's leading experts have to say about the art of doing nothing:

"I've never actually solved a problem, but I've read about it in a book." - Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Renowned Expert in Not Doing Anything

"Placebo Effect is not a real thing. I'm pretty sure." - B. J. Witty, Chief Placebo Officer

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy. For science." - Dr. Jane Q. Physicist, Expert in Doing the Bare Minimum

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