Step 1: Find a Problem to Solve

You have found a problem to solve! Congratulations, you are a winner.

Subproblem 1: Substituting Sarcasm

Step 2: Declare Victory

Do the victory dance, but not too loudly, we have neighbors.

Or, if you're a true champion, do it very loudly.

Throwing a Party
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