Lesson 1: Sort Your Stuff (But Not Your Feelings)
Sorting your stuff can be a real challenge, but trust us, it's the first step to a life of minimalism and maximum anxiety. Start by separating your belongings into neat little piles, like soiled laundry, unopened cereal, and that one weird cousin who just won't leave.
Get your family to sort with you (good luck with that)
Feel the urge to throw everything in the dumpster (don't do it, but let's be real, it's tempting)