Decluttering for Dummies

Are you tired of living among the chaos of your aunt's thrift store collection?

Do you yearn to own a single, uncluttered space that's not a fire hazard or a biohazard?

Well, buckle up, buttercup, because decluttering for dummies is here to guide you through the minefield of minimalism!

Step 1: Sort and Purge

Start by sorting your stuff into neat little piles. You know, the usual:

Learn how to sort by color in Step 2!

Step 2: Sort by Color

Now that you've got your piles, it's time to sort them by color! Because, let's be real, who needs categories when you can just go by hue?

Get ready to pack up those boxes and ship off your unwanted items in Step 3!

And that's it! You've decluttered like a pro!

(Disclaimer: Pro results not guaranteed, but you'll probably still have some VHS tapes lying around)