Ah, the Code Monolith. Where did it come from, and how did it become so... so... imposing?
It's said that in the early days of programming, the Code Monolith was just a humble, single-line function call.
But over time, it grew, mutated, and evolved into the behemoth we fear today.
The Code Monolith: a mountain of code, a sea of spaghetti, a maze of nested if-elses.
How do we overcome it? By embracing the art of refactoring, and the science of code splitting.
We must break it down, brick by brick, into smaller, more manageable pieces.
We must create a new, more efficient, more readable codebase. One that's a joy to work with, not a monolith to be feared.
Code Refactoring 101 will guide you through the process of dismantling the Code Monolith.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, Embracing the Monolith might be more your speed.
Or, if you just want to pretend you've conquered it and move on to more exciting things, you can just Declare Victory.