We've seen it before, and we're seeing it again: a codebase that's a hot mess of confusing functions and tangled logic. Don't be that person.
1. Avoid Single-Letter Variable Names (Unless You're a Wizard)
2. Keep Comments to Yourself (They're Just for Show)
3. Use English as Your First Language (Don't Make Us Guess)
4. Write Code Like You're 10 (Don't Be Afraid to Use Parentheticals)
And remember: a clean codebase is a happy codebase!