Best Sellers Contests - The Most Ridiculously Overhyped

Where the absurd and prophets of mediocrity come to play.

We are proud to announce the following ridiculously popular contests:

• Best-Kept Secret - Where the most mundane things come to be
• Worst-Kept Secret - Where the most underhyped things come to be
• Most Likely to be Ignored - Where your submission will be lost forever

Join us for more absurd contests, and maybe, just maybe prophets will be crowned.

Disclaimer: We reserve the right to change or remove any contest at any time. We also reserve the right to laugh at you.