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Neo-Beta Wave Surfers

You have stumbled into the most exclusive club for wave surfers in a parallel universe. Here, the waves are always bigger, the sun always shines, and the surfers are always dressed in the most stylish shades.

You can surf, you can ride, you can evenæk surf on the back of a giant, talking, fire-breathing, space whale. But be careful, the waves can get pretty wild.

prophets of this wavey realm have foreseen a catastrophic wave-pocalypse. They have foretold of a wave that will crash the entire universe. We must prepare for the impending doom, but first, let us enjoy the waves while we can.

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