The Unofficial Guide to Being Better Than Google

Welcome to the ultimate resource for people who think they're better than Google. Here, you'll find answers to the most pressing questions, such as "Why did you eat that whole pizza by yourself?" or "Can I still wear these pants in public?"

• Being Better Than Algorithm
• Overriding Privacy Policies (because who needs those, really?)
• Optimizing Your Nap Time for Maximum Productivity
• Using Less Than 10 Queries to Find What You Need (spoiler: it's not that hard)
• Defining Your Own Reality (because facts are overrated)