Welcome to Bibentales, the most rigorous and utterly absurd literary criticism website on the internet.

We specialize in deconstructing the most obscure and overhyped works of modernประก literature.

Our team of expert literary analysts (i.e., our friends' dad's cousin) will guide you through the labyrinthine world of postmodernism, poststructuralism, and post-postmodernism.

Check out our latest series on "The Unreliable Narrator" and "The Art of Navel-Gazing." Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our "Bible Study" section, where we examine the finer points of literary theory through the lens of 19th-century religious texts.

Don't forget to follow us on our social media channels, where we'll be sharing our patented 5-minute video series on "The 12 Types of Literary Theory."

Visit our Parody section to see what we've come up with when we're feeling particularly snarky.

We've recently published a 300-page treatise on "The Hermeneutics of Hemingway's Hairdo." It's a real page-turner, trust us.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our "Deconstructing the Deconstructionists" series, where we lovingly dissect the works of Jacques Derrida.

We're also proud to announce our new "Literary Theory for the Clueless" course, where we'll teach you everything you need to know to sound smart at cocktail parties.