Types of Cookies

There are many types of cookies, but we'll only mention a few:

• Chocolate Chip Cookies: Because who needs a heart, anyway?
• Snickerdoodles: For when you're feeling a little dudley.
• Peanut Butter Cookies: Because peanut butter is the answer to everything.

And many more, but let's just stick to these for now.

The Cookie Code

This is the code that governs the land of cookies:

1. Article 1: Thou shalt not touch my cookies.
2. Article 2: Thou shalt not share thy cookies with anyone.
3. Article 3: Thou shalt not eat all the cookies.

Yield to the power of the cookie code, lest you face the wrath of the cookie police.

Cookie Jokes

Because laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cookies:

• Why was the cookie in a bad mood? Because it was feeling crumby.
• Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby.
• Why did the cookie become a baker? Because it knead the dough.

And many more, but let's just stick to these for now.