Welcome to the Internet Bills website, where you can pay your bills online, but let's be real, you won't.
You've been avoiding this bill for months, but it's still here. Like that ex who just won't leave.
Late Fees: Because who needs late fees, really?
Bill Shock: When you see the total and freak out
Why bother with a payment plan? Just let us know when you have the money, maybe.
Or just click here and we'll forget you even exist.
Don't forget to check your credit card balance for more bills!