Where the Bits are Mightier
In this esteemed establishment, we peddle our wares of wacky, wondrous, and utterly useless binary-based goods. From 1s and 0s to GOTOs and GIBITs, we've got the bits for you.
Explore our Binary Gizmos for the latest in binary bling-bling. Or, if you're feeling particularly piqued, peruse our Binary Bits for the most esoteric of binary baubles.
But wait, there's more! Visit our Binary Bazaar for the most bewildering array of binary bazaar-ities. You won't be disappointed, unless you're allergic to binary-ness.