Binary Bread Toasting

Welcome to the most efficient, most logical, most utterly absurd way to toast bread.

Our Process:

We start with 1s and 0s. We use a 4-bit binary code to control our toasting sequence. It's a 16-step process that ensures every slice is perfectly toasted.

Step 1: Set Binary Code

0110 0110 0010 0010

Step 2: Preheat Toaster

Set to 350°F (176°C). Yes, it's a precise temperature.

Step 3: Insert Bread

A standard slice, cut into 256 equal pieces for optimal toasting efficiency.

Step 4: Toast

Wait for 4.2 seconds. Not 4.1. Not 4.3. 4.2 seconds exactly.

That's it! Perfectly toasted bread, every time.

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