Meet Suspect 2, a master of wordplay, who has been linked to a string of heinous puns committed in the dead of night. Our top detectives have been tracking a trail of clever double meanings, from "egg- cellent" breakfasts to "paws-itive" identifications. We suspect this individual has been "beating around the bush" for far too long.
Our team has discovered evidence of a "punderful" sense of humor, with a penchant for "grain" jokes and "bread" puns. We are currently tracking a lead on a suspect who was last seen "dough-ing" it up at the local bakery.
Other suspects in this case include: