Welcome to Binary Dreams, where the air is thick with the scent of burnt coffee and the hum of ones and zeros. Come for the code, stay for the existential crisis.
Our team of expert therapists will guide you through the darkest corners of your codebase, where the errors are real and the bugs never sleep.
Don't worry, we won't judge you (much). But be prepared for some tough love.
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