Many-armed Dilemma Solver 9000

Because adulting is hard, we're here to help

Are you stuck on the infinite choices of life? Do you need someone to hold your hand through the many-armed maze of existence?

Look no further! Our Many-armed Dilemma Solver 9000 is here to help you make the most absurd, yet somehow tolerable decision you'll ever make.

Chaos Theory - We'll throw a bunch of random numbers at your problem and hope something sticks.
Magic 8 Ball - We'll ask the universe for guidance, and if it says "reply hazy, try again," we'll just shrug and say "shrug."
Trolley Problem - We'll sacrifice a few innocent lives for the greater good, because, priorities.

Don't just take our word for it! Here are some of our most notable successes:

Meet the team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who will drive you mad with indecision:

Philosophy Phoebe - Our resident expert in making things more complicated.
Logic Luke - Our resident expert in breaking things down to the most basic, binary level.

Don't worry, we won't judge you for using us. We'll just shrug and say "shrug."

Contact Us for more information or to schedule a consultation with our team of highly untrained, yet somehow still functional, decisioning experts.

Or don't. We'll just assume you're still stuck in the infinite loop of indecision.