Many Splinter Solution

Welcome to the Many Splinter Solution, a binary logic simulation where the answer is always "yes" or "no" and the questions are always absurd.

We've got a splinter in our system. What do we do?

Splinter in the system: 50% chance of splinter removal

Splinter in the bread: 25% chance of splinter removal

Splinter in the pizza: 0% chance of splinter removal (you're on your own)

Or maybe we should just rewire our entire system to use only 8-bit logic. That'll show that splinter who's boss.

What do you think?