Altair 8800 CP: A Computer So Bad, It's Good

Specifications:

• Z80A Microprocessor
• 8K of RAM
• Serial and Parallel Ports (Because Who Needs USB?!)

The Altair 8800 CP: A Computer So Bad, It's Good

This behemoth of a machine is a behemoth of a computer, with a processor so slow, it'll make your eyes water.

With a whopping 8K of RAM, you can fit all your programs in the same memory space as a Commodore 64. But don't worry, the Altair has a special feature: it'll crash on you, so you can't fit much anyway.

And don't even get me started on the ports. Serial and parallel, because who needs USB or any of that fancy stuff? You can just use the back of the machine as a paperclip holder if you need to.

So, if you're ready for the ultimate computing experience, look no further than the Altair 8800 CP. It's like a punch in the face, but with more crashes.

Or, you know, just don't.

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