The Paradox Paradox

Where Time and Logic Collide

It's 3am, do you need help with your cat? No, you don't. But do you need help understanding the intricacies of paradoxical time travel? Oh yes, that's a different story.

According to the Chrono-Logician's Manual, the laws of time are as follows:

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our Paradox Lab and see the time-space continuum in action! Or, you know, just close this tab, it's not that important.

(Note: I've included a few links to non-existent subpages, but I'm sure you'll just figure out what to do with them)