Welcome to the Steam Powered Toaster 3000!
Where the boundaries of science and sanity are pushed to their limits!
Or at least that's what the manual says.
Specifications ReviewThe Steam Powered Toaster 3000
Our engineers have managed to harness the power of steam to make your breakfast a little more exciting!
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With a powerful 1.5kw steam engine, this toaster can heat up to 3 slices of bread at once!
But be warned, it's not just for toasting. It's also great for:
- Drying your socks
- Melting plastic
- Powering your 1980s video game console
- Steaming your face for a relaxing facial
Prophetical Uses:
- Toasting bread
- Steaming fish
- Powering a 1960s-era microwave
- Steaming your hair
Steam Powered Toaster 3000 Technical Specifications
Steam Engine: 1.5kw
Bread Capacity: 3 slices
Dimensions: 20x15x10 inches
Weight: 50 pounds
Operating Temperature: 0-100 degrees Celsius
Power Source: Electricity