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Steam-Powered Socks: The Most Egregious Invention Yet

Imagine waking up every morning to the gentle hiss of steam-powered socks. These aren't just any socks, no, no - these babies are infused with the power of steam. They'll keep your feet warm and toasty on even the chilliest of mornings, all while providing a nostalgic whir of steam-powered goodness.

But Wait, There's More!

Our socks come in a variety of steam-powered colors, including:

Blue Steel: The classic steam-powered blue. Perfect for those who want to make a statement.

Red Ember: A fiery red that's sure to turn heads.

Yellow Fusion: A bright and cheerful yellow that's guaranteed to make you smile.

Green Steam: For those who want to go green - or is it steam-green?

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