Welcome to Binge-Watching, where we celebrate the noble art of consuming copious amounts of entertainment without ever actually accomplishing anything productive.
Here's your schedule for today:
- 8:00 AM - Wake up, stretch, and head straight to the couch.
- 8:30 AM - Spend 3 hours scrolling through social media, wondering why you're not famous.
- 12:00 PM - Take a 2-hour lunch break to watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting.
- 4:00 PM - Start a new series, but only get through 5 episodes before getting distracted by a squirrel.
- 10:00 PM - Reflect on the meaning of life while contemplating the existential crisis of having spent the entire day watching cat videos.
Don't forget to hydrate with an entire pizza by yourself!