The Omniscient Method

A 12-Step program for the modern binge-watcher

Step 1: Prepare for the Void - Stock up on snacks, empty the fridge, and silence your phone.

Step 2: The Ritual - Develop a pre-viewing routine to signal to your family and friends that you are entering a state of binge-watching-induced trance.

Step 3: The Omniscient Vision - Train yourself to perceive the world through the lens of your screen, where every episode is a self-contained universe.

Step 4: The Sustained Effort - Push through the wall of fatigue, for the sake of the plot.

Step 5: The Mindful Mind-Numbing - Learn to silence your inner voice of reason and just go with the feels.

And so on...