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The Oneirocritic Method: Binge-Watching Techniques for the Ambitious

A step-by-step guide for those who refuse to sleep

Step 1: Choose Your Binge-Worthy Show

Select a show with an engaging plot, relatable characters, and minimal to no plot holes. Bonus points if it has a good soundtrack.

Step 2: Eliminate Distractions

Lock yourself in a room, turn off your phone, and ignore your loved ones' pleas for help. This is war.

Step 3: Analyze Your Consumption

Evaluate your binge-watching habits, identify areas of improvement, and optimize your schedule for maximum efficiency.