Are you tired of feeling rested and refreshed? Do you yearn for the thrill of staying up late into the night, only to find yourself confused and disoriented come morning? Look no further than the Somnambulant Approach!
It's a little-known fact that beds are the ultimate productivity killer. They're like the ultimate procrastination machine. So, ignore it! Tell yourself you'll just take a quick nap, but before you know it, 12 hours have passed, and you're still on episode 5 of your favorite show.
The Omnibus Approach: A Binge-Watching Technique for the Truly Sleep-DeprivedWho needs sleep cycles, anyway? They're just a myth perpetuated by the sleep industry to sell us more pillows and mattresses. Cut through the noise and dive headfirst into a 48-hour marathon of your favorite show. Trust us, you'll feel invigorated!
The Siesta Approach: A Binge-Watching Technique for the Truly Caffeine-DependentSnacking is the key to a successful binge-watching session. It's not just about fueling your body, it's about fueling your focus. Develop a deep connection with your local convenience store, and never look back.
The Soliloquy Approach: A Binge-Watching Technique for the Truly Self-Aware