Bird-Brained Schemes
We are a group of highly skilled, yet slightly unhinged, individuals who have dedicated our lives to concocting the most absurd, the most outlandish, and the most downright ridiculous plans the world has ever seen.
Below are some of our most promising bird-brained schemes:
Plan to Build a Robot Which is Also a Toilet
A scheme so brilliant, so diabolical, so downright disturbing that it's a wonder we've not yet achieved world domination with it.
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Plan to Replace All Food with Jell-O's
A plan so cunning, so devious, so downright sinister that it's a wonder we've not yet been stopped by the authorities.
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