The Biscuit Uprising: A Chronological Account

As the sun rose over the horizon on a fateful day in March 2025, a small group of rebels gathered in a dingy alleyway, their eyes fixed on the towering Biscuit Corporation building.

Day 1: The Spark That Wouldn't Die

Armed with nothing but a can of spray paint and a dream, the group, led by the enigmatic "Butterbean," set out to reclaim the streets from the all-pervasive Biscuit Empire.

Learn about the Biscuit-Bolsheviks and their radical new ideas

Explore the dark history of the Biscuit Corporation

Sing along with the Biscuit Uprising's anthem

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Manifesto

Biscuit Activism 101: A Primer for the Revolutionaries

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Sign the Biscuit Oath

Together, we shall overcome the crunchy, buttery, crumbly grip of the Biscuit Empire!