Biscuit Benefits

Discover the incredible advantages of a well-buttered biscuit:

• Provides a 50% increase in snack-to-bread ratio
• Can be dunked in tea for up to 3 hours without getting soggy
• Is scientifically proven to make you feel 90% more likely to sing along to 80s rock music

Learn more about:

• The Ancient Art of Biscuit Craft
• The Perfect Biscuit Pairing Guide
• Join the Biscuit Sing-Along Society

Warning: Biscuits may cause excessive happiness, spontaneous singing, and irreversible damage to your diet.