Rules of the Great Biscuit Brawl

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Touch the Biscuit

Any attempts to touch the sacred Biscuit shall be met with swift and merciless elimination from the Biscuit Brawl arena. Offenders shall be subject to the wrath of the Biscuit Council.

Rule 2: The Right to Bear Arms (or Biscuits)

Rule 3: The Biscuit Shall Always Be the Focus

All participants must acknowledge the supremacy of the Biscuit and the importance of its crunchy, buttery majesty. Failure to do so shall result in a stern talking-to by the Biscuit Grand Poobah.

Rule 3: The Biscuit Shall Always Be the Focus

Rule 4: No Cheating with Cheese or Jam

The use of any dairy or fruit-based condiments to gain an unfair advantage shall be met with the full force of the Biscuit Brawl's zero-tolerance policy.

Rule 4: No Cheating with Cheese or Jam
Enter the Biscuit Brawl Arena

Note: These rules are subject to change based on the whim of the Biscuit Council, so check back often for updates.