Meet the fearless leader of the Biscuit Rebellion, a movement dedicated to spreading the crunchy goodness of biscuits across the land.
We believe that biscuits are not just a food item, but a symbol of hope and freedom. Our mission is to bring joy and comfort to the masses through the distribution of perfectly toasted, golden-brown biscuits.
We value the crunch, the crumb, and the sheer delight of biting into a freshly baked biscuit.
We stand strong against the forces of gluten-free tyranny and soggy-biscuit oppression.
We believe in the power of butter, but also the importance of jam as a viable alternative.
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We have many subgroups within the Biscuit Rebellion, each with their own unique flavor of rebellion: