Join the fight for the crunchiest of treats. The year is 2025, and the world is running out of biscuits. It's time to rise up!
Our manifesto is simple: more biscuits, fewer rules.
We demand the right to have biscuits with our morning coffee, at work, in the break room. We refuse to be silenced by the tyranny of 'healthy snacks.'
Join us, and together we'll make the world a crumbier place.
