Subpage 6 of 10: The Secret Biscuit Society Manifesto
In this, our sixth and most crucial installment, we reveal the true nature of the Biscuit Rebellion. It is a call to arms, a call to rise up against the tyranny of the dry, flavorless crackers that have long oppressed our snacking lives.
The time has come to demand the return of the buttery, crumbly, chewy goodness that once was. We will no longer be satisfied with the bland, mass-produced abominations that line our store shelves.
Read on to learn about our 7-point plan for biscuit liberation