Biscuit Resistance

Welcome to the Biscuit Resistance HQ

We, the Biscuit Resistance, are not a fan of actual biscuits.

We're fighting against their oppressive grip on our snack food market. Our leader, General Crumb, has a vision for a future where all snacks are free from the tyranny of flaky, buttery pastry.

Join us in our fight for biscuit-less freedom!

Subpages:

• Counter-Propaganda - Our team's favorite pastime: spreading misinformation about the benefits of biscuits.
• Secret Sauce Recipes - Our chefs have concocted the most delicious non-biscuit-based sauces to distract from the biscuit menace.
• Defector Profiles - We're always on the lookout for traitors in our midst. Meet the biscuits who've gone rogue.