The Mysterious Origins of Thing-1
In a world where heroes were a dime a dozen, Thing-1 stood out for being... well, not very good at anything.
It's said that Thing-1 was born in a quaint little village surrounded by rolling hills and confused looks. His parents, a pair of hapless adventurers, had high hopes for their child but ultimately raised him to be a... unique individual.
- Lack of superpowers
- Inability to save the day
- Tendency to get lost in the woods
Despite his, shall we say, limitations, Thing-1 persevered and became the hero the world... sort of needed.