Welcome to the most unlikely explanation for everything you've ever seen or done. We're talking about the uncharted, untamed, and utterly bewildering basis of reality.
This is not for the faint of heart, or for those who prefer their explanations neat and tidy. No, no. We'll be diving headfirst into the swirling vortex of chaos, the abyss of absurdity, and the quantum fluctuations of confusion that make up the fabric of reality.
So buckle up, buttercup, and get ready to question everything. Or, you know, just pretend you're here for the free cake and the fictional cake bakery.
We're glad you're here, but don't say we didn't warn you.