Bizarre Bathroom Antiques | Home of the Weird and Wacky

Where the strange and the wacky meet the mundane.

Explore our collection of bizarre bathroom antiques:

Warning: Our bathroom antiques may cause existential dread, but we're not responsible.

Visit our Ancient Antiquarian Societies to learn more about the history of our wacky collection.

Ancient Toilet Rituals

Learn about the weird and wonderful ways our ancestors used the loo.

Discover how the ancient Egyptians used toilet paper made of papyrus, while the ancient Greeks used... well, just their left hands.

Visit the Egyptian Eggs and Bathroom Mysticism to learn more.

Mysterious Mirrors

Our collection of mysterious mirrors will leave you questioning the nature of reality.

From the Steampunk Mirrors of Uncertainty, to the Eldritch Reflections, our mirrors will make you wonder if you're still in the world of the sane.

Antique Toilet Accordions

Because who doesn't want to play a polka while on the throne?

Learn about the history of these absurd contraptions and why they're still playable, sort of.

Bizarre Bathroom Sculptures

Our collection of bathroom sculptures will make you question the meaning of art.

From Egos in Plastic, to Porcelain Urinals of the Ancients, our sculptures are sure to make you laugh, cry, and wonder why.

Toilet Paper Rolling: The Art of the Absurd

The ancient art of rolling toilet paper, perfected.

Learn the secrets of this timeless skill, and impress your friends with your ability to roll a perfect cylinder.