Welcome to Bizarre Beach Resort, Where the Sun Always Sets, but the Madness Never Does!

Our beach resort is a haven for the eccentric and the avant-garde. Come for a day, stay for a week, but be warned: you may never leave.

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Our amenities include, but are not limited to: a pool that's always empty, a bar that's always open, and a beach that's always on fire.

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