Features
Our unique blend of 17 different flavors, 3 types of sugar, and a dash of pure, unadulterated madness will drive you to the edge of insanity.
- Unpredictable taste, every time
- May cause spontaneous combustion, but not really
- Not responsible for lost time, lost minds, or lost relationships
Side Effects
Side effects of consuming Chaos Cola may include, but are not limited to:
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Unstable relationships with family and friends
- Temporary loss of sanity
Testimonials
"I drank Chaos Cola and now I'm writing this on a napkin, I think." - John D.
"I'm not sure what's real and what's not, but I'll take 3 more." - Jane D.