Welcome, brave drinker, to the Quantum Quencher, a beverage that defies the laws of sanity and taste!
Our unique blend of quantum-entangled flavors will make you question the fabric of reality itself.
Side effects may include:
- Temporary loss of grip on reality
- Inability to distinguish between dream and reality
- Uncontrollable urges to recite Shakespearean sonnets
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