Bizarre Blasters

Welcome to Bizarre Blasters, where the weird and wacky come to play. We specialize in blasting off into space, blasting off our enemies, and blasting off the competition.

Our Blast-tastic Services

We offer:

• Intergalactic Tourism: Explore the cosmos in style with our guided tours of abandoned space stations and derelict planets.
• Blast-o-Matic Training: Become a master of the art of blasting anything that gets in your way, including furniture, pets, and in-laws.
• Spacedust Sales: Purchase our exclusive line of space-age cleaning products, including Zero-Gravity Mop, Rocket Fuel Polish, and Cosmic Dust-Repellent Spray.

Blasters of Note

Our blasters of note include:

• The Legend Blaster (patent pending): A custom-made blaster with a built-in disco ball and built-in karaoke machine.
• The Blast-o-Matic 5000 (patent pending): A state-of-the-art blaster with a built-in coffee maker and built-in cat video player.