Bizarre Bottle Museum

Bottles with Reasonably Unreasonable Features

Warning: The following bottles have been engineered to defy all logic and good taste.

Paranoid Thermo-Bottle: Automatically locks itself in the freezer when you try to open it. - A true testiment to human ingenuity.

Sonic Screwdriver Bottle: Equipped with an actual Sonic Screwdriver that will drive you mad trying to unscrew it.

Autonomous Bottle with Personal Trainer: Will give you unsolicited advice on how to improve your life, but at a steep price.