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Pancake Paranoia

You're probably wondering what this page is about. Well, let me tell you. It's about pancakes. Specifically, the kind that will drive you mad.

It all started when our team of expert pancake researchers discovered a way to make the fluffiest, most addictive pancake known to mankind.

At first, everyone loved it. But as time went on, they started to get a little... paranoid. "Is this a pancake or a portal to another dimension?" "Is the syrup just a manifestation of the pancake's malevolent spirit?" "Why do I keep eating more and more of these things?!"

You can read more about the research that went into this project, or learn about the various symptoms of pancake-induced paranoia in our Symptoms Page.

Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try to Conduct Your Own Pancake Experiment. We won't judge you, but we can't promise you won't end up questioning your own sanity.

Symptoms of Pancake Paranoia Conduct Your Own Pancake Experiment