Bizarro 2
A behemoth of a bike that devoured the city in 1987. Its tires were made of a rare, sentient fungus and its handlebars were forged from the finest imported space-age titanium.
Side effects of riding Bizarro 2 may include:
- Spontaneous combustion of nearby pedestrians
- Uncontrollable urge to wear neon
- Temporary blindness due to excessive use of blink tags