Bizarro Bikes: Gravitational Globe Wheels

Welcome to Bizarro Bikes, where the wheels are so round, they're almost... spherical!

Our patented Gravitational Globe Wheels are not just any ordinary bike wheels. No, no, no. These babies are designed to defy the laws of physics, to warp and weave the very fabric of reality.

With our revolutionary new technology, you'll be able to ride your bike up walls, down stairs, and even on the ceiling (don't try this at home, kids).

But wait, there's more! Our Gravitational Globe Wheels also come equipped with built-in, flashing disco lights that will make you the envy of all your friends and acquaintances.

So why settle for a boring, flat tire when you can have a globe? Learn more about our specs.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take our Gravitational Globe Wheel for a spin!